ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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