i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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