I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
