there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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