sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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