we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I lost the right to judge tonight
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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