the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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