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just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I looked at my own cervix.
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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