All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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