I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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