my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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