NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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