I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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