jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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