If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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