He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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