When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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