Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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