I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
is it fun? or sober?
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