and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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