So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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