ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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