Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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