Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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