her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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