8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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