So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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