i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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