just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Randomize
