so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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