when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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