i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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