Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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