Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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