I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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