Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
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Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
So. Much. Porn.
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