READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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