Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
