Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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