He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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