I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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