Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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