That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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