I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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