this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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