I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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