its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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