if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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