Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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