Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just want to make out with him forever
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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