Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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