It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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