were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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