is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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