i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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