your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
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