im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I think my moral compass just broke
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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