Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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